This morning my girls hopped into bed with me. Makayla was examining my big ol' belly and talking sweetly to the baby. Then she turned her attention to me.
"Mom, your belly is growing really big."
"It sure is."
"It's going to get this big" as she holds her hand 10 inches above my stomach.
"I hope not. That would hurt!"
"When is your baby going to come out?"
"After Christmas." At this point I yawned.
"You have to practice to open your mouth really wide."
"Why is that?"
"Because you have to open your mouth really big so the dentist can reach in there and pull your baby out."
If that's the case, I've been paying the wrong doctor!
4 comments:
I love that it is so funny the things that kids come up with! Of course that is where babies come from since they are in your tummy they must come out your mouth!
Your posts always make me laugh!! These are all really good ones! I just have to say that Tyler does laugh at me when I waddle. He also says, out loud, things like "waddle a little faster honey," or "Waddle on over her Kami." He's already started, and I'm barely, barely even showing...actually I'm not really even showing, my pants are just getting too tight. At least you're getting close to done, I'm not even half way yet. Good luck with the last few weeks!!
Kids are so funny. The other day we kind of got into a discussion similiar to this. We were driving in the car and Kenny asked me where Jesus came from. We went over the Christmas story and he said, "No, I already know that. How did he come out of Mary's tummy?" I wasn't ready for a question like that from my 4 year old!
we thought that was too funny. we are LOL! :)
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